And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
because grell is kickass and cool and super beautiful?
jared deserves all the awards
It is so amazing because every time I see a gif of Sam being possessed, you can just tell. You can tell - even without the blue eyes, or the black eyes from when he was possessed by Meg - that this isn´t Sam. This is someone else. Just by his body language and expression that Jared isn´t playing Sam in that moment.
Like, seriously, Jared is an amazing actor. If anyone tell me otherwise, I will sacrifice them to Satan
haHa juST LIKE SAM
Paintings from Bioshock 2
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
Attack on Titan