someone take photoshop from me for the night
Gender - How strange is it that we can completely change how we are perceived in this world just by messing with the construct of gender via makeup?
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
Ugh I need one of these
Actual infomercial actor Hugh Dancy
This is so perfect.
I don’t think I’ve ever loved a piece of shit this much in my life before
This is amazing.
#I loved this line SO MUCH because Lucifer- fucking LUCIFER- the mack daddy of rebellious angels who said fuck the police and took a powder before all other angels because he thought that Heavenly obedience was so last year- even fucking Lucifer thinks that Castiel is a bit of an odd duck and that his particular brand of Winchester flavored rebellion is worthy of comment
"Winchester flavored rebellion" is my favourite part of that comment